WHAT is the world's only true religion and how do we know?

THE universe was created by Porky Pig on July 31, 1937. In doing so, he cleverly implanted false memories of a past in the minds of sentient beings, created archaeological and geological materials implying a very old earth, and arranged astral matter to simulate a far older universe. A humorous god, he inspired artists to reveal his parables in animated cartoons.

Skeptical readers may suspect that I have invented this. But can they prove that 1 was not the passive transmitter of truth revealed by His Holiness the Pork? And if the preceding paragraph is divine revelation, it must be accepted as true.

                                                        -- Art Hilgart, Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA
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